Far beyond the frontier of civilized space,

sails the starship the CSS Cavalier, manned by her strange and daring crew. Their destination? Adventure. Their cargo? Your dang ears. Their mission? Episodic science fiction comedy at the intersection of Star Trek, Douglas Adams, and the Marquis De Sade. From the same people who birthed unto you the blockbuster true-crime podcast Rude Tales of Magic comes a new and improvised sci-fi (science fiction) delight (a sort of giddy pleasure) that has already been banned in most public schools and the Vatican.

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Who Do Dare?

These ding-dongs do dare! From left to right: Joe Lepore, Taylor Moore, Tim Platt, NOBODY, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Branson Reese, and Ali Fisher.

The dog is named Pepper.

The CSS (Concilium Space Ship) Cavalier has a crew of HUNDREDS of freaks,

LET’S MEET SOME

The Cavalier’s computer gets a classic taste of LaLa Land when it meets the ship’s resident agent, Billy Onassis played by Branson Reese.

The ship’s simple vape salesman, Carboat Bin Laden (Taylor Moore), is mistaken for a spy while on a spy mission in Corexian space. Now he must survive interrogation.

Ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) is thrust into a deadly game of wits when he and his away team are captured by a powerful guy obsessed with games! That’s right, a Game Guy!

In this JUMBO PREVIEW of one of our most beloved Patreon premium episodes, ship’s lawyer (or Space Advocate General) Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom (Taylor Moore) simply has a lovely picnic with his two debutante daughters Vestavia (Carly Monardo) and Froglevel (Ali Fisher).

Carly Monardo and Ali Fisher play a woman and HER HORSE on a mission deep undercover to retrieve stolen Vanguard secrets. An easy task, IF IT DIDNT INVOLVE ENTERING THE PALACE OF THE VILLAIN LORD MENACE THE SHACK ON THE ILLEGAL MOON OF SCRUTUM 6.

Look, if you’ve made it this far and you still haven’t subscribed, I think we have to face facts and admit that some people are just born bad.

Last chance.